Sabremanx The Antagonist
"I like being the Antagonist towards people like you."
-Caleb Bain
Monday, July 20, 2009
I'm going to Hell.
So last night, I decided to jog from my house to Sonic (which is a little over a mile). So needless to say, I've been feeling it today.

I did so because David, Zach, Adrian, and Alejandro were all there. I later decided to spend the night at David's, where we stayed up the whole entire night messing with each other, talking about sex, and playing bass.

Once it was about 8:30-ish, we decided to call Wesley and tell him that we were having a crazy party the night before. We told him we were tripping out on (fake) drugs.
*For those who don't know, we trick Wesley into buying fake drugs that we make and watch him "trip out" on them.*

Anyways, we told him that there was a girl there name Torrie. (His girlfriend's name is Torrie). We told him that all 5 of us had sex with her and that she told us that she had a boyfriend. We also told him that she was a couple of years younger than us as well. Then we told him that David did her in the butt, which started worrying Wesley to no end. After countless minutes of talking to him on the phone about this, he said that he wanted to come over to David's to discuss this.

Once he came over, we continued with our story and said that we were sorry for "fucking his girlfriend."

We also asked him if he has had sex with her yet, to which he answered, "Oh yeah, of course." Which we followed up with, "Well that's good. At least you fucked her first."

Then he rode off into the sunrise.

Isn't that fucked up? He's totally cool with the fact that we fucked his girlfriend, or so he thinks. I think that we're really going to Hell for this one.

He tries soo hard to fit in with us, that he would be ok with us having sex with his girlfriend.
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